Dude looks like a Lady

A while ago my brother got the game 'Harvest Moon', and has been playing it non-stop ever since.


It's like The Sims, but you have a farm instead of people...

You have to look after your animals and keep them alive and water your crops and everything and if you're good someone gives you some more animals. Or maybe you have to buy them...? Not sure....

Anyway, Josh got a new goat, and whenever you get a new animal, you have to name it. He decided to call it 'Joseph'.

Later that day, my sister asked why he had called the goat Joseph when it had udders.

....Josh thought that both male and female goats had udders.


And you can't change the animals' names after you choose them. So there is now a lady goat called Joseph. She will probably die of an identity crisis, and then he won't be able to sell her milk to buy corn, and then he'll be sorry.


Funny how it didn't strike him as weird to be milking a 'male' goat.



I guess thats what comes of being brought up in suburbia.