I haven't been this proud since Brownies!

I won a badge competition!




I'm probably the only person in the world who has been given any sort of recognition for peeing on a campfire. (At least, the only female person).



Does that make me the world wide expert?



Does that earn me a world record? Or an appearance on Ripley's Believe it or Not?

I will start looking for an agent first thing tomorrow morning.