Wholesome (but not so holy) Matrimony

Me and Emma are going to marry Dick'n'Dom from The Bungalow on CBBC and play bogeys and burp and live happily ever after.


Failing that, I'll marry Stephen from the Basil Brush Show. Hes hot and funny. And we'd also spend our married life burping... and I wont have to live in a Bungalow. Living in a Bungalow drastically reduces the chances of you matress surfing. Which isnt a good thing. (You gotta love carpet burns....!)