WORLD CUP FEVER!!!

The World Cup is now fully under way!

Its all very exciting. I think we have a really good chance of making it through the the semi-final at least!!! This may even be our year to win it!

I love the World Cup season, because everyone is united in their desire for England to win. Someone actually spoke to me in a bus stop on Saturday!!!

I was waiting in the bus stop to go to the Pub, because I'd been late for the cup (totally out of my control, but still very annoying) so I ran to the nearest pub which is very small, and it really stank of curry in there, and they were doing all the boring 'half time small talk' on TV, so I thought I'd go to the bigger pub.

As I was standing waiting for the bus, 3 blokes walked up to me and one of them said, 'Do you even know what the score is?!'
Uh, HELLO!!!!!!!!!
I'd actually just walked out of the same Pub as them. And it was obvious that I was a football fan, because I was wearing the right colours and actually had an England flag in my hand.
So I said, '1-0 to us'.
One of them said, 'Good girl, I'm impressed,' in the most patronising way possible.
Hate men. They are so bleurgh.

Especially now that we are in a heat wave (34C today!!!!), and they all seem to think that we are desperate to see their sagging beer bellies and fading tattoos without the camoflage of a t-shirt on top of them.

Please lads, keep the shirts on unless you're blessed with a body like Becks.
I've been courteous enough to keep my thighs covered in public so far, because I'm not in denial about the fact that they are probably the worst part of my body. So if you have a whole keg rather than a 6 pack, remember that you've got a larger surface area on show - thats more skin to get burnt by the blazing sun. I only say it because I care about you. (HAHA! =P)

However, if you do have a body like Becks, feel free to get it out as often as possible. ; )


And now in other news, I think my paddling pool has a hole in it. Its got different rings that you need to blow up, and they yellow one is completely flat. Also, there's no longer any water in it. Honey might have drank it all. Or it might have been used for something else. There is, after all, a drought order on at the moment.

GCSEs are going OK I guess. I'm kinda getting bored of doing exams every day, but I don't have one tomorrow!!! I have 3 hard science exams the day after though, so I spose I should really revise for them.

I need to type carefully because I've positioned a fan about 20cm from my face. Its keeping me nice and cool, but every time I lean forwards to reach the mouse, I feel like I'm gonna get my nose chopped off. And I'm probably gonna get very big hair if I keep this up for too long.

So far I haven't suffered any long term sun burn, which is excellent compared to how I got on last year.

Also, I have got over my phobia of not being able to sleep with my windows open, which is really good coz otherwise my room would probably turn into a sweat pit or something.
Last night I actually got cold, coz I changed the sheets on my bed, and I couldn't be bothered to put the duvet in the duvet cover, so I'm only sleeping with that. Also the windows were wide open and I was only wearing a bikini top (coz a T-Shirt was too hot - not because of any other reason you may be able to dream up...!), so my back got a bit cold. It was a nice kind of cold though - not a freezing kind of cold.
I also got to passively smoke all the neighbours fags and listen to them laughing their heads off all night, which wasn't so good.
But I recommend getting rid of the duvet.
It feels a bit weird telling everyone about my sleeping habits. But I hope you learn from my example, and don't wake up in the middle of the night, boiling hot...