Friday, April 21, 2006

The Perfect Man

Nope, I haven't found him.
But I watched the DVD!
I actually watched it 3 times in the last 2 days. Its a good one!
The 'Perfect Man' in the story didn't actually think he was perfect - and thats part of what made him perfect. Which is a concept that most guys don't seem to grasp - while most women understand it perfectly. (Sorry...couldn't resist).

I actually thought the other guy (Adam) was more perfect. I spose he wasn't as charming.
Who wants charming though?! Having a conversation with someone who is charming is great. Spending the day with someone who is charming is nice. But spending the rest of your life with someone who is charming?! I'd rather have someone who is fun.
And you don't normally get fun and charming people.
Is spontenaeity charming or fun?!


But today I watched Legally Blonde 2. For the first time. And I've never seen the first one.
WHAT IS WITH HER?!?!?!?!?!?! and the rest of the world who obviously watched the first one so much that Hollywood decided to come up with a second one?!?!?!?!?!
You have no idea how much courage and determination it took me to get through the whole thing. I hated her before we got 10 mins into it.
I hated her slightly less by the end of the film, but only because I felt sorry for her.
I'll admit that most chick flicks are kinda unrealistic, but how do they expect us to believe that someone that stupid can be an amazing lawyer?!
She's so nice in such a superficial and clueless way that it really made me wanna strangle her.
Normally I'd think that someone like that would be a really nice person, but all the time it looked like she was screaming out, "Look at me!!! I'm so cute!!! I wear pink and carry an ugly little ankle biter around in my designer handbag!!! The fact that I'm blonde and have a nice smile means that you all have to listen to everything I say even though there is a distinct possibility that my lobotomy went wrong and I actually DON'T HAVE A BRAIN!!!!!"

Argh.

Whats wrong with me today?!

Its probably coz the guy in Blockbusters this morning screamed "IS IT LATE YET?!" before I'd even had a chance to hand the DVD to him. And I actually had another 28 mins before it would be late.

I'd already been victimised by 10:32 this morning, and the I had to sit and watch a blonde bimbo pretending to be smart. Nobody should have to go through that.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Advanced Global Personality Test.


Well well well.....



50% is normal / average
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Trait Snapshot:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting
Erm....... How can I have 'Likes to stand out' as well as 'Likes to fit in'?!
Hehe. Food Lover. and Weird. =D

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Have you ever really loved a woman?!

I think Bryan Adams puts it nicely!

To really love a woman
To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought - see every dream
N' give her wings - when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her
that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman
Let her hold you - til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her
that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith - hold her tight
A little tenderness - gotta treat her right
She will be there for you, takin' good care of you
Ya really gotta love your woman...

Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman
When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her
that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever loved a woman?
Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever loved a woman?