Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Thought Provoking Questions....!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I don't know.
I don't think I dislike anybody enough to want them to die.
I'd probably say the guy who shot all those Amish girls at that school, or the terrorists and suicide bombers who blew up the underground and crashed planes into the twin towers....But they killed themselves already.

I guess thats part of the reason I hate them so much. In killing themselves, they took the easy way out. It doesn't feel like there can be any justice...

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Eminem.
I don't like his choice of genre, and he inspires a lot of hatred.

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
wow....this is violent!
I honestly don't know.
hmmmmm
Maybe Saddam Hussein. However you spell it.

4.What is your favorite cheese?
Cheddar

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Marmite. =)

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Hmmmm.....Josh Hartnett? Ben Affleck? I don't know.
I think they are attractive, but I dnt think I'd sleep with them.

Actually, you know what? George Clooney would probably have been a great lover back in his day. Not that I have a thing about old men or anything, but.....you know......30 odd years ago..... ;-)
He's charming. I'd like to spend the day with him - with no sex. I'd just have to remember not to call him grandad. lol.

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
I don't know. Probably Evan, but I think that most celebrities are up themselves.
I don't think I'd want sex with him. I'd like to spend the day with him though.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
On music.

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Mexico. I've never been there, but I've kinda been above and below it.
So if I go there, then I can fill in the gap. =)
And I like Mexican food.

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Lol. Probably on food then! =P
Though mexico is probably quite a cheap country, so i might use it to stay in a 5 star hotel!

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Ummm....I could try and act butch and say something like Jack Daniels, but I think I'd actually prefer to have red wine.
Because I'm feeling quite mellow atm.
And I'd be able to drink more of that than JD because I'm not very good with strong alcohol. =/

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
The 60s. I'd be a Hippy, have a Hippy Van, and witness the birth of some of the best music ever produced.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do NOT kill each other.
Reproduce as fast as possible to we can populate our island.
But only reproduce with one partner so that we dont get any STIs/STDs on the island.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
The Anna Show.
I get people with issues to come on and talk about their problems in front of a live audience who will laugh at them, poke fun at them, make jokes about them and generally humiliate them and therefore add to their issues.

Kinda like Jerry Springer and X Factor rolled into 1. Genius.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
Bummer.
OK, not that rude, but I think it has a ring to it.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Scream.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My folders for school.
Sorry, but everything else is replacable.
I am NOT sitting down copying up all my work that gets burned. I have a bunch of slave drivers for teachers. I've written several encyclopedias worth of stuff already...

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Say goodbye to everyone.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Healing.
Then I actually would get to be a doctor. And I'd be good at it.And I wouldn't have to be clever, or understand. I could just do it.

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably a time when I was a baby.
People paid attention to me, fed me, dressed me, cuddled me, called me cute, and everybody was quiet when i was asleep and never tried to wake me up when i wanted to stay in bed.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I dunno. I'm starting to see how they have shaped who I am today. I've learned a lot from those mistakes, and I think most of the lessons would be harder and more painful to learn the older I get. So I think I'll just leave em. ;-)

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Maybe Italy?
Everyone is romantic there, and I could just sit and eat pizza all day.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
OBVIOUSLY Bar Malden.
It's seriously HOPPING down there on a Saturday night. ;-P

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out...I can FLOAT!"?
Probably my house. To make my sister jealous.

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Kurt Cobain.
Actually I feel bad for saying that....
Maybe Mother Theresa. (She is dead, right?) or Princess Diana or someone.

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is still a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
None of my friends or family members have died.
Except my Great Grandad. But I think he's quite happy in heaven. I'd feel bad dragging him back down here.
(When I said none have died, I mean none that I've known personally.... Obviously some of my ancestors must've died by now...)

27.What's your theme song?
The A Team

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I Hate Physics

When I signed up to do Physics, they said we didn't have to do Maths as well.

They said it was fine to do Physics on its own.

They said GCSE maths was good enough.

They said that I should have no problem with it, since I got an A in GCSE Maths.


Whatever.

Imo, they are just trying to make me a failure so they can laugh at me.

Coz so far, thats all anyone has done in Physics. Laughed at my maths ability.


I thought Physics was actually going to be science. It's not. It's basically just maths, but with a story built into the question.
Which actually makes it harder, because you have to pick the appropriate numbers out of a long and complicated story which is full of numbers that you don't even need, just to try and trick you.
In maths they just give you the numbers you need and tell you to get on with it.
No messing around with stories about rockets leaving earth and then doing lots of twirly things in space before almost landing on the moon, but then shooting off backwards and then having a crash landing back on earth.


I want to drop out. I hate it.

We started out with 4 girls in a class of 27 people in total. But then Natalia decided to drop out. So now theres only 3 girls left.
And all the boys keep complaining about the heat and opening the windows, even though its nearing sub zero temperatures outside. So it makes it even harder for me to concentrate, because I'm shivering too much to write in a straight line.

The teacher even said that he thinks 26 people is too many for a Physics class, so he's going to kick out all the thick people. (He didn't exactly say it in those words, but the way he said it was still insulting).
I have this really bad feeling that I'm gonna be one of the thick people that gets given the boot.

I think he has the wrong idea anyway. At HX, there were way too many people wanting to do biology, but instead of discriminating against stupid people, our teachers decided to make 2 different classes, with 2 different teachers. Because they actually care about us.
RC don't care about us. Surely if the Physics teacher was actually into Physics, he'd encourage as many people to do it as possible, and make 2 different classes for all of us, and be really nice to us...? That would be the sensible thing to do. But no, he just insults us, shouts at us, and threatens to throw us out of the class.

That is part of the reason why I hate the boys school.

The other reason is Chemistry. Just like with Physics, nobody told me that Chemistry was essentially just going to be Maths with a different name. I don't get Chemistry at all.
And part of the reason is because I can't understand the way the teacher talks. So I thought, 'It's OK, I can handle this...I'll just work out what he's talking about by reading what he writes of the board...'.
But do you think I can read his writing? No.
I don't think he even tries to write straight. His '+' and 'x' signs in his equations both look the same. And although I'm bad at maths, I know that getting the signs the wrong way round can make a big difference to the answer you get.
And when he writes chemical equations, they are just squiggles with squiggly indices. I tried sitting closer to the front, but that just makes the quiggles look bigger. They are squiggles no matter how close you get.

Also, he thinks I'm an idiot, because I was mature and responsible and decided to carry out an experiment as safely as possible, by moving the beurette lower down when I filled it, to minimise the risk of pouring acid over my head (which, incidentally, is the way they teach us to do it at HX). But he came over and said I was being stupid. He put the beurette back up, and then grabbed the HCl and poured it in at the top. The man is tiny. About the same height as me. He was waving a bottle of corrosive acid above his head, tipping it all over the place (without wearing eye protection, I might add), and he accused me of being stupid.

That school is full of sadistic, disciplinarian mysogynists. I don't want to go there anymore.

='(

I'm going to fail everything. And everyone will point and laugh at me as I walk down the street, and say, 'Look, there goes the worthless failure', and my life will not be worth living.


On a more positive note, we extracted DNA from Kiwis today in Biology. It was fun. =)

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Get a Clue...

'You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.'
-Edward Flaherty.

Monday, October 02, 2006

How to get out of a car....

If only I'd watched this before I went to the wedding on Saturday.

At least I'll know for next time.

Heres the link, so the rest of you don't make the same mistakes I did.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-get-out-of-a-car-without-showing-your-knickers